Covertly Hostile Mother's Day Card
Covertly Hostile Mother's Day Card
Hallmark doesn't have a category of "cards for horrible family that you have to send because we invented holidays." Until they do, use the language of flowers to say how you really feel, while the text conveys the societally appropriate wishes of the day.
Card features lavender blossoms, meaning distrust, and tansy, meaning resistance, or a declaration against the recipient.
Front: For You, Mom
Inside: On Mother's Day
Card is 5" x 7" and comes with a pink envelope, because gender norms.
Unlike most of our cards, this card is not imprinted with our logo or company name, which will make it harder to trace back to the source. We know that some parents are wildly suspicious, and yes, might google to see where you got the card. We want all givers of this card to maintain plausible deniability.