We are the House of Judah. Our coat of arms displays a matzah on a field of tin foil. Our words are Pesach is Coming.
(Neither Terri or Ariela actually cover anything in tinfoil to kasher for Passover, but you get the idea.)
Enjoy your spaghetti, cheerios, bread, pretzels, bagels, etc. Enjoy them until they are gone. And remember kids, don’t feed the Passover-Industrial complex.